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Jesus Christ!

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
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haley christ wilson

Haley christ-wilson is a beautiful good looking bitch. She’s fine asf and pulls all the guys. Her curly hair and has a nice booty. She doesn’t put up with people bullshit and will punch anyone. Even though she is beautiful she is quite dumb
Wow that’s Haley christ wilson
by jj97801 June 18, 2021
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Steezus Christ

Steezus Christ is the holy man that is the steeziest man known for his amazing style, vibe and love for others. His name is only known by few. There are plenty of others who use the name but only one official Steezy One.
He will rise again and show the world a new wave. Amen and thanks Steezus Christ.
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Jesus Christ

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions
by me lolita September 3, 2025
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Criminal Way Christ

A band that is on the way up. The band members consist of:

David - Lead Vocalist/Bad Keyboardist
Danny - Bad Drummer
Bruan - Bad Guitarist

We currently practice a variety of genres including:
ELECTRONIC FOLK NOISE DEATH BLACK HAIR METAL
We hope to record an album later this year using all of these styles for an amazing experimental album!
Guy 1: Hey man, you heard that latest band Criminal Way Christ?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, they are bitchin'
by TheRapin August 31, 2008
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Seek Christ

The phrase "Seek Christ" refers to when a person says or does something entirely out of pocket, and therefore, you must guide them towards enlightenment.
Person 1: Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax
Person 2: Please seek Christ
by parsidot August 1, 2024
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The Manufactured Christ Vs The Manual Anti-Christ

Christ is a virus that is stored within the meaning of all things... And every so often the planets will align and it will hijack one of the Meat Gundams and throw the world into disorder... And it happens perpetually and they can't quite figure out why... Because they are just miming a morality, the meaning of which, they do not fully understand... Where is it hiding? Why does it keep coming back? So, they try to recreate the conditions under which it spawns... But their words are little more than air... And what they are trying to find, they cannot see... For they are the blind who are leading the blind...
Hym "And thus, The Manufactured Christ vs The Manual Anti-Christ."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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