Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016

Aggressively jerking off.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.
Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.
Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.
by Sir Javi January 29, 2022

I thought I would be able to give the eulogy, but I became so choked up that I couldn't do it
The author's speech on mortality really choked me up
The author's speech on mortality really choked me up
by brunommmatos May 30, 2018

by C Unger April 16, 2024

by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019

by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024
