chinese cowboy

A chinese person driving too fast in a parking garage.

"Watch out or your gonna get hit by that Camry drivin' Chinese Cowboy!"

by Pattrriicckk August 26, 2007

Chinese Massage

Massages that usaully end in a "happy ending." Chinese massage areas tend to be code for prostitution

Joe was lonely and fat- so he had to go to a chinese massage to fulfill his desires.

by ChineseMassage February 15, 2010

Angala Chinese

when getting a blowjob you grab the back of her head and slam her down on your man stick so hard that she vomits all over it. Then continues with the blowjob and when you cum, she swallows a mouth full of cum and vomit..

Hey did u hear Pluto got a Angala Chinese last night?

Ya I heard that she didn't even brush her teeth after.

by Moosey Moose November 25, 2007

California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.

Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.

by Pnarls October 21, 2011

Chinese Oatmeal

Warm water with salt in it that is gargled to soothe a sore throat. This remedy was developed in ancient China circa 450 BC.

*Cough* *Cough* Man my throat is sore. I think I'll have some Chinese oatmeal with breakfast.

by Hotthands McGee September 28, 2011

Chinese English

A combination word consists of Chinese and English pronunciation which formally looks or sounds like both Chinese and English.

You spent a fourtune for lots of useless stuff only for promotion on the day of Double Eleven? Dude, in Chinese English, you are a shability.

by Legendman November 12, 2014

Chinese Takeout

When a person is forcefully removed from an airplane and gotten beaten up in the process due to the airplane being overbooked.

Janna: What happened to Jim on his flight?
Bob: He was severed Chinese takeout.

by tastybiscuits April 20, 2017