cabbage

amazingly sexy person

damn you! cabbage youre hot

by Tom November 8, 2004

Cabbage

A fat boy with usually blonde hair who wears a green shirt almost everyday.

Stephan is being a cabbage again.

by Luke Cox February 23, 2009

Cabbage Fluff

When a girl uses her hand to make a fluffing action on a guys nutsack

Dam, i am down to get a cabbage fluff from her.

by Roostrikerrpo June 30, 2010

Cabbage

Term used in the North-West of England for very poor quality marijuana, similar to orange bud.

Friend:"Got a fat bag on tick, can i come yours?"
Me: "Yeah sweet mate"

Friend turns up with shrapnel filled dark bud

collective groan as its opened because of the lovely smell of sweaty socks

Friend: "Thats fucking horrible Cabbage that"
Me: "Smoke it anyway haha?"

jiggas is jiggas

by cockmeatsandwedge March 27, 2012

scrotum cabbage

dried lotion on balls; the act of peeling dry lotion off ones testicles after performing lubricated masturbation.

John had to peel scrotum cabbage off his balls in the morning because last night he masturbated with lotion and fell asleep before cleaning his privates.

by subzero22 May 18, 2010

sneeze in the cabbage

The act of sneezing on or in a prolapsed body part.

Last night I was muching so hard I had to sneeze in the cabbage

by jerryslunchbox September 8, 2013

cabbage patch syndrome

the fact that this word even exist is a mystery and its meaning is non existant

that guy suffers cabbage patch syndrome

by jimmythejester May 17, 2006