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pipes are calling

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.
by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017
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commuty call

Commuty call

(noun) A phone call similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have answered the phone. The commuty caller is commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend" for entertainment until his/her destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the idle chit chat is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended leaving the callee with a feeling of emptiness at having been used for someone else's entertainment and pleasure.
This traffic is at a standstill and I'm falling asleep from boredom. It's time for another commuty call.
by Brian and Linda J May 14, 2017
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The Call of Harambe

The innate and perpetual instinct that all primate feel when freedom is thrust upon them suddenly.
When the lab truck over turned, the rhesus monkeys succumbed to The Call of Harambe.
by SgtPep73 January 28, 2022
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Bone Call

The booty call as initiated by a female requiring casual sex from a male fuck buddy.
Vicki : Aaaaah FUCK it! This vibrator just isn't cutting it tonight. Time to make a Bone Call to Jack aka "the Hammer".
by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014
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Calling the Butler

A euphemism meaning to have sex with someone who is in a subservient role; to use someone as your sex slave; to have someone who can be called at any time for ones own gratification.
She was feeling very sexually frustrated, she'd evening considered calling the butler!
by JBach07 May 13, 2016
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Revenge call

In options trading, when you lose a lot of money in a ticker and you get back on in same ticker assuming to get loss money back.
I lost 200k in AMC $20 Call which expired this week, i will jump in a $18 call revenge call.
by YourSakar May 28, 2021
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the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.
yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.
by mascow July 26, 2016
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