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Creep-Kabob

Friend 1: Did you see how that guy was staring at us as we walked by?

Friend 2: Yeah, he’s a real creep-kabob.

Ew, such a creep-kabob.

I felt so uncomfortable what a creep-kabob.
by Scarlett Snow March 21, 2019
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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Creep Sneaking

When a male or female is a creep and keeps sneaking up on you.

Typically the sneaking is done on social networks. Friend requests, pokes, followed...etc. Sneaky texts are also included in this.

The person who is creep sneaking is known as a "creep sneak"

Ex's are usually in this category.
"Man, my ex keep creep sneaking me, he added me on foursquare and poked me on facebook, then sent me a text message! Ugh creep sneak!"
by thatgirlallie April 29, 2010
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Creep

That guy u see on the street that stares at you for no reason
“That old guy won’t stop looking at us”
What a creep”
by Bdhuxjsbwvauisjxbch103 June 16, 2023
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Nagative Creep

To nag someone in a creepy fashion
He was standing in the kitchen in the dark telling me to do the dishes being a total nagative creep
by Eisor October 20, 2021
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Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.
TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TM Chief, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”
by Torsiondrummer November 17, 2023
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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