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chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.
Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.
by Dirty Actuary January 17, 2011
mugGet the chicken choke holdmug.

Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.
Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck
by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022
mugGet the Choking on a squeaky duckmug.

choke and lean

Kevin: "Hey man, what's on the shift?"
Trevor: "I'm 'bout to choke and lean. Holla!"
by Abijah January 20, 2005
mugGet the choke and leanmug.

honk-choking

When your laughing so hard you choke and honk at the same time
Omg look at Katalina she honk-choking so hard right now!
by Vanilla jam December 28, 2023
mugGet the honk-chokingmug.

Choke

Favorite past time of the high ranked osu player, VaXei.
VaXei choked yet again...
by xMxILFSLAYR December 3, 2016
mugGet the Chokemug.

Choke and spunk

Get person one to put his cock into person two
Then get person two to put their penis in person one mouth
Get Both people to spunk at the same time
Person one should be choking on person twos spunk and person one should be spunking at the same time

the CONGRATS you have done the spunk and choke
did you hear what Ben and Flynn got up to on the weekend

yeah they did the choke and spunk
by alarriethatcanhandle May 25, 2022
mugGet the Choke and spunkmug.

Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night
by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018
mugGet the Poke and chokemug.

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