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cock choked

when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.
guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!
by therapuked May 19, 2015
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Choke Norris

Opposite of a bad ass. To have an alter ego of perhaps even greater infamy than Rip the Jacker.
by reechurd September 12, 2015
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Choking The Turkey

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.
by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016
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Elephant Choke

Willy Wonka's signature move in the WWF. He would often perform it on fat children.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating until you get Elephant Choked
by Johnny Bravo With A Dick September 4, 2016
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choke spam

What salty Sith claim Jedi do
Damn Jedi are Choke spammers!
by UNKOWN6911084 November 25, 2016
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Choke

Favorite past time of the high ranked osu player, VaXei.
VaXei choked yet again...
by xMxILFSLAYR December 3, 2016
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joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.
Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.
by Shueman December 18, 2015
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