life hurts

A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.

Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."

by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

Butt Hurt

Terri Lynn Reed

Terri Reed is Butt Hurt

by EirianMax July 25, 2018

Hurted

A word in mine & others dictionary.
It means hurt but most people would end up saying hurted instead because why not plus it’s the first thing that comes out my mouth.

K: *Throws scissors at me
T: Ouchh that Hurted

by ThAtOnEuGlYgIrL😂 November 14, 2019

Squirt and hurt

When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.

Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty

by Jersey Nick June 9, 2021

hurted

my teacher is a dumass and i said it hurted after some girl hit me in the knee the teacher corrected me and i said its past tense and i said its a word now and im going to post it on urban dictionary as you can tell im dooing it now

it hurted after she hit me in the knee

by blackguywith privliges November 27, 2019