You can tell a local by correct pronunciation, bradington is wrong and should be wear of these people. Bradenton is birthplace of narcan and lemon drops, home to all the wanna be rappers who serve McDonald's cold and slow. Home to some of the best secret fishing spots, you can tell a spot is good by number of hypodermic needles that lie upon the ground. Our main biggest import is hard seltzer and cocaine. Our motto is white girl wasted. The state bird the mosquito loves this area as well as the state mascot the "FUCK BOI". He can be spotting at any gas station yelling at "shawtys" from the passenger seat of his best friends ride. This city is funded by SNOWBIRDS from November to February and welfare the rest of the year.
by Johnny Reese January 11, 2022
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A man who does not do what he is told.
A wild man.
๐ผ ๐ข๐๐ฃ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ญ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ก ๐ค๐ ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐ช๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐.
A wild man.
๐ผ ๐ข๐๐ฃ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ญ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ก ๐ค๐ ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐ช๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐.
by Fadwingle April 10, 2022
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Asian Brad worked with me on Dynamics 2 homework and ended up just copying all my work, but I laughed the whole time so I'm really not even mad.
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Out the inside of your inside's outside, spread the ego.
Out the inside of your inside's outside, spread the ego.
by flurpy October 27, 2012
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