by Pancreas100 August 29, 2009
by Hitler's cat April 30, 2009
The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary
Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary
Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
by Arnold Palmer March 01, 2008
Any ammount of time spent watching pornography, looking at beautiful women, or simply fantasizing. Popularized by Sean W. Scott in the movie Road Trip
by TrippleZero May 09, 2005
The feeling of sheer euphoria experienced while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Usually results in a hard-on.
"Wow, that's a good item. I have such a Skyrim boner right now!"
"Hey man, got any plans today?"
"Na, just sitting around with a Skyrim boner."
"Hey man, got any plans today?"
"Na, just sitting around with a Skyrim boner."
by JRPAPERSTACKS November 21, 2011
When a girl sees a really hot guy, it brings on a tingling feeling between the thighs. Similiar to a male boner -- minus the penis.
by MunkeeGurl October 24, 2011
When a man becomes so angry that the increase in blood pressure actually causes him to attain an erection.
"O'Neill was so angry about the woman who let her son wear her used panties on his face that he actually got a rage boner."
by Mike 68 June 15, 2013