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Chapstick Bisexual

Similar to Chapstick Lesbian

A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.
#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.

#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.
by OliveOyle November 16, 2017
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ur country bisexual

A soulcrushing comeback to "ur mom gay"
by AI Goalies May 29, 2018
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heteroromantic bisexual

being sexually attracted to both me and women, but only romantically interested in the opposite sex
by jaguar2300 March 5, 2016
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semi-bisexual

an overcomplicated way to say that your straight
mostly used by girls who want to be in the lgbtq+ community, so they can call anyone who disagrees with them 'homophobic'
justin: Hey, what sexuality are you?
amilie: semi-bisexual, it means im bisexual but im only attracted to boys (upsidedown smile normally goes here)
justin: isnt that just heterosexuality with more steps?
amilie: Stop being homophobic, justin.
by Justin :fire: December 9, 2020
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Half-bisexual

John: Whats your sexuality? Peter: I'm half-bisexual! John:what is that supposed to mean..? Peter: I'm attracted to one gender, females! John: So you're straight...? Peter: No, I said half-bisexual. John: No you're either straight or an idiot. (Answer: Both)
by idgafaboutmyname October 19, 2021
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faux bisexual

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
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disaster bisexual

A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.
I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'
by snager August 10, 2018
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