stick and berries

Another term for a man's penis and his testicles

Friend: Hey how'd you get Tiffany to show you her tits?
Me: I just showed her the ole stick and berries

by Comp721 October 11, 2016

Oops All Berries

Usually spoken when one makes a mistake or miscalculation which leads to an undesired result.

Brandon turned and said "Oops all berries," as the house behind him burned since he forgot to turn off the gas earlier.

by Will October 10, 2003

tinkle berries

The shreds of toilet paper that stick to a woman's pubic hairs after she wipes her vulva.

That toilet paper is so cheap! It gave me tons of tinkle berries.

by Emthe January 27, 2009

apple berry farquaad

when someone lies to you or your board in general you yell this and be told to shut up

don't be a apple berry farquaad

by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018

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by Gbungper August 21, 2023

Dick berry juice

When a female or male squeezes your testicles soo hard that blood comes out of your urethra

"last night I made Tim spout out dick berry juice."

by #funkalicious August 4, 2017

eating the red berries

Eating the red berries is showing somebody that it's safe to do something.

This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.

When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.

Child: No! I don't want to eat asparagus!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!

by mr_onomatopoeia September 19, 2022