A special "treat" offered to a diamond-hoarding cougar by a common Home-Depot worker (or any other garden outlet). After recieving the "banana plant" you'll go home with an awkward itch....
"Can I offer you a banana plant ma'am?"
"NO... that's disgusting!"
"Girl, you just got banana planted at Home-Depot!"
"NO... that's disgusting!"
"Girl, you just got banana planted at Home-Depot!"
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A banana hat is mandatory at Charlie's parties.
Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.
Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.
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1) A Japanese clothing shop, affiliated with ANAP clothing.
2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)
2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)
Wow, you should have seen that clothing ad for the new shop at SMARK. I think someone must have missed the idea of 'subliminal advertisement' because the model looked like she wanted to smoke a banana cigarette instead of shop at one.
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Girl: "Hey JJ, does she have banana slices?"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"
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Get the banana pubes mug.Combination of "banana" and "equilibrium," describing the delicate art of adapting your consumption of a bunch of bananas to the slow but steady ripening process.
The first act of bananalibrium is buying the bananas. Too green: bad. Too yellow: bad.
You do buy the bananas when you can foresee a use of the bananas that is reasonably certain to occur in the next 10 days or so, before the bananas go bad.
Once the bananas are sitting on your kitchen counter, the next stage begins. To consume the entire bunch (usually 5 to seven bananas), you have to have a plan, and you have to stick to it. Otherwise, some of the bananas will go bad. And unless you make banana bread, the overripe bananas are too nasty to eat on their own.
So once the ripening process starts, you have to, maybe, eat a banana that is a little bit less ripe than you'd ideally like. Within a few days, however, you are in the sweet spot...the bananas are perfect. Then the brown spots start, and you have to up your game to remain on track. At a certain point, the bananas are a bit overripe, but you can still enjoy them. There is the point of no return when the bananas are just gone. Then it is a matter of avoiding having rotten food on your counter. It is a little bit sad throwing away rotten bananas. It feels wasteful. There is a hint of personal failure that might accompany throwing them away.
The first act of bananalibrium is buying the bananas. Too green: bad. Too yellow: bad.
You do buy the bananas when you can foresee a use of the bananas that is reasonably certain to occur in the next 10 days or so, before the bananas go bad.
Once the bananas are sitting on your kitchen counter, the next stage begins. To consume the entire bunch (usually 5 to seven bananas), you have to have a plan, and you have to stick to it. Otherwise, some of the bananas will go bad. And unless you make banana bread, the overripe bananas are too nasty to eat on their own.
So once the ripening process starts, you have to, maybe, eat a banana that is a little bit less ripe than you'd ideally like. Within a few days, however, you are in the sweet spot...the bananas are perfect. Then the brown spots start, and you have to up your game to remain on track. At a certain point, the bananas are a bit overripe, but you can still enjoy them. There is the point of no return when the bananas are just gone. Then it is a matter of avoiding having rotten food on your counter. It is a little bit sad throwing away rotten bananas. It feels wasteful. There is a hint of personal failure that might accompany throwing them away.
As Buddha was chomping on a banana, Mahākāśyapa noted, "Man...this dude's in perfect bananalibrium."
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