When a man takes his hand and sticks it up a moose's asshole all the way to the elbow while his Courtney (see definition of Courtney) licks the Moose's testicles and fingers the guys ass. Then the man takes a handful of moose shit and smears it on the Courtney's face and sticks his penis in the moose until he blows he is close to cumming then blows his load over the Courtney then they both suck the moose off until the animal blows its load all over the Courtney.
I was reading about Canada's History in the Beaver today and am not sure where I could find a Courtney willing to get a moose testicle in the mouth.
by Cobi_39 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. it means to take a Stanley cup filled with the shit of Ryan Reynolds and Avril Lavigne lubricated with Maple Syrup inside the vaginal area of a transgender, while inserting the ends of a moose's antlers into the rectum's of both the transgender and the other person.
Ironically the first known usage of this sexual act occurred as soon as The Beaver changed its name to Canada's History by Stephen Colbert and 72 transgender virgins of unknown origin.
The addition of canadian animals into the sexual act itself is optional.
Ironically the first known usage of this sexual act occurred as soon as The Beaver changed its name to Canada's History by Stephen Colbert and 72 transgender virgins of unknown origin.
The addition of canadian animals into the sexual act itself is optional.
Damn, did you see what Toby did to that transgender? He totally Canada's Historyed the shit out of it!
by VivaLaColdplaya May 16, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's history is terriable, and filled with many unspeakable events. It was first brought around by French fur traders, and has been going in for a few hundred years. Many times the Stanley Cup has been in this horriable move.
It is where one takes a jar of maple syrup (has kept Canada's History stable in export for others to use) and lather it on the male penis. Use the stickiness to slide it through a hole in the Stanley cup that runs all the way through, and let the semen enter a hollowed out moose antler a female has up her utereus.
Many have seen Canada's History as evidence that these seemingly polite people are truly evil and ice-holes.
It is where one takes a jar of maple syrup (has kept Canada's History stable in export for others to use) and lather it on the male penis. Use the stickiness to slide it through a hole in the Stanley cup that runs all the way through, and let the semen enter a hollowed out moose antler a female has up her utereus.
Many have seen Canada's History as evidence that these seemingly polite people are truly evil and ice-holes.
"Did you hear Kevin and Miranda were so upset at the so few golds Canada has earned, -eh?"
"Yeah, -eh. They preformed Canada's History to relieve the despair."
"No! I thought they were respectable people."
"Yeah, -eh. They preformed Canada's History to relieve the despair."
"No! I thought they were respectable people."
by Sonic Screwdriver February 19, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A redundant, pointless achievement or milestone. Primarily a first of something. Made popular by the TV series The Biggest Loser in which every possible event is glorified with it's apparent historical potential.
Bill: Dude you've been playing 360 all day.
Ted: Indeed. FYI. It's the first time anyone on campus has played it for 12 hours straight without going to the bathroom once while wearing red socks.
Bill: Sounds like you might just make biggest loser history!
Ted: I just might!
Ted: Indeed. FYI. It's the first time anyone on campus has played it for 12 hours straight without going to the bathroom once while wearing red socks.
Bill: Sounds like you might just make biggest loser history!
Ted: I just might!
by Rooks January 4, 2008
Get the biggest loser historymug. An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".
Me: Oh, look. Flowers.
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009
Get the Russian history lessonmug. A course designed to cause brain implosion/explosion immediately before finals and AP test. Topics covered include everything from 1500 to today. Students sit and listen to lectures during class daydreaming about how death must be much better than AP US History. Students are expected to fail tests and teachers will give no curves. Scoring below 50% on an all multiple-choice test is common. Three-hundred or more vocabulary words are required every week or so - and if you split the work with other students, the teacher turns psychobitch about it. Busy work is common and students spend 3-4 hours per night on it, provided they want to pass the class. The average student continues the work for about 9-18 weeks then decides he/she doesn't give a damn anymore.
On May 19, 1775, Ben Franklin was wearing what color shirt?
"Today we are gathered here to remember a beloved student, whose suicide was caused by stress in AP US History..."
"We will have a test every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, a project every week, and 2-3 DBQs and essays per week."
"Today we are gathered here to remember a beloved student, whose suicide was caused by stress in AP US History..."
"We will have a test every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, a project every week, and 2-3 DBQs and essays per week."
by HacZ Emm May 8, 2008
Get the AP US Historymug. A character in both of Lupe Fiasco's albums. As well as a character, it is also a play on words sounding out "my cool young history". Is used as both meanings in Lupe's mind boggling song "The Coolest" from Lupe Fiasco's The Cool.
by StephonST June 23, 2008
Get the Michael Young Historymug.