Don't start nothing, won't be nothing

If you do not wish to suffer the consequences of your provocative actions, do not pursue your current course of action. Taunt implying, "you started it."

An accusation, as in the movie, Men in Black, where Agent J tells the bug he started trouble by coming to Earth "snatching up galaxies." Specifically, in the movie, the galaxy is hidden on a cat's collar (Orion's "belt").

"Why did you have to come here snatching up galaxies and everything? There would not have been any trouble if you had not done that. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing," Agent J, Men in Black

by Phoenixinline98 January 6, 2019

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A lie

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by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020

Couldn’t be me.

Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.

teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.

//or//

bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.

by kindagroovin February 26, 2020

ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments

Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

by I'm gonna spread your cheeks June 27, 2023

May the force be with you

1. Saying "May the force be with you" would be to wish someone well, that they would succeed and be protected from dangers. The Force can enhance natural physical and mental abilities, including strength and accuracy, according to the Star Wars movies.

It can mean the same thing. It can also mean: good luck, be well, good fortune, may good things happen to you.

Good Bye Dude, May the force be with you !

by SwaggerAura December 16, 2011

I hate to be that guy, but...

A phrase people can add before saying something nitpicky, like correcting you on some inconsequential fact.

Often secretly means, "I love to be that guy", since the kind of people who say it get a little thrill from correcting others and being pedantic.

"I hate to be that guy, but... you said The Matrix came out in April 1999. It was actually first released on March 31st."

by JCR1987 August 20, 2014