Battleship cheater

A person who uses sleight of hand to move a ship on their own board in which the opponent successfully hit, and now becomes a miss. This tactic is almost always done when there is nobody else watching over the game, as it's difficult to prove that the person cheated otherwise. These kind of people are so obsessed with winning that winning is more important to them than friends, or even family. They're usually left to sit at the dinner table alone each night.

The most common Battleship cheaters are around 30-45 years of age and usually involves a stepson because they are insecure of losing a game to a 10 year old, even if said game is based almost entirely on luck.

Kid #1: "A4!"
*Stepdad scratches head with one hand while moving his Cruiser to the B row*
Stepdad: "Miss!"
Kid #2: "Hey I saw you move your ship. I cannot believe you are a Battleship cheater!"

by IronicParadox84 March 8, 2019

Battle of the Bulge

When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.

You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!

by elbissopmi June 7, 2019

Battlefront remastered

To play a great remastered version of a classic game by a great emporer named fog

I love the idea of battlefront remastered

by Hyyperrs August 24, 2019

battle tip

the act of placing a small steel helmet on the tip of a penis, screaming and running dick first into a female's hole.

Cassandra whats wrong?
Alberto tried to battle tip me and he missed

oh...what happened
he punched a hole in the side of the dog

by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 2, 2019

battlesausage

When you get so angry, you pop a chub.

I got so mad at work today that I got a boner.
I went full battlesausage.

by Axisradio.ca April 5, 2021

battle of the josh

The battle to decide the done definitive josh

“Did you see the battle of the josh”

“Yeah, I thought josh had it in the bag”

by Dhsbakdudb April 21, 2021

Battle Creature

This term is used to describe a low-income single person from Battle Creek who’s usually on drugs. They usually can be found driving a car held together by duck tape and probably has some weed in the trunk.

Me: I crashed my car so now I gotta drive this piece of junk.

Friend: Lol you look like a Battle Creature driving that thing.

by JimmyBC October 5, 2021