Batman

Fatherless furry.

"I'm Batman" - Batman

by Perchillywiggle May 10, 2024

Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.

Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.

by BaddDictionary May 21, 2024

Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.

Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone

by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024

Batman

Is Allen Robertson

Who’s Batman?
Allen Robertson: “I am”

by The Bruce Wane December 29, 2024

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Batman Virus

Batman Virus is a virus where your head hurts from rolling too many damn times mixed with eating greasy pizza

Ah shit I done got the Batman virus

by FatMan82 February 28, 2026

Batman - Batman

Batman

Batman: I'm Batman
Guy: Ok.
Man: Ok.
Joker: Why so serious?
Man: Ok.
Joker: What's Batman - Batman?
Man: Ok.

by Jeff#4 February 24, 2025