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Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
by Andriko1 May 21, 2011
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Band Geeks

The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.

Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."

"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."

*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"

"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
by WTF123 December 2, 2014
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baldy half-incher

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.
by fredrickham May 15, 2016
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bandaly

shy ass nigga that is super unathletic, but only wants to grab sum tits. He's a hella funny person once you get to know him. Although he cant ride a penny board , he's good at riding guys. He also loves food more than titties
Bandaly's sisters are hella lit and super hot
by BigNiggaSeason December 21, 2017
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BaldyMcNosehair

A fat dude who is the master of pingas and has the hairiest nose ever.
Guy 1: Wtf who is that fatass?
Guy 2: Thats baldyMcNoseHair
Guy 1: Why
by Some offended kid April 17, 2018
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band wants popcorn

Band wants popcorn is a phrase that was made up by Jake Chamseddine and is used by the vros frequently. This phrase came from Jake Chamseddine’s addiction to popcorn and getting a ton of popcorn for each stop of the Panic! at the disco tour!
by jakewantspopcorn May 31, 2019
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band to orchestra ratio

another way of saying a ratio of one things rating to another with the number 1 for band and 1000000 for orchestra so its a 1:1000000
those two resteraunts have a band to orchestra ratio
by urmomsuckedme October 28, 2019
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