Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.

If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.

by q359 July 25, 2023

Epic badassery

When something is epic AND badass

Tom: when jacks dad did a wheely on his motorcycle it was epic badassery

by Epic.coolguy42 July 26, 2023

Banana Badass

1. A person or organization that goes out of their way to stand up to bad banana business practices.

2. Believer in Global Fairtrade Banana Domination.

3. Equifruit lover.

If you buy want to disrupt the banana industry and make it fair for farmers, you automatically become a Banana Badass.

by equifruit November 29, 2023

Banana Badass

A person or organization that goes out of their way to stand up to bad banana business practices. Believer in Global Fairtrade Banana Domination.

If you buy Equifruit Fairtrade bananas, you automatically become a Banana Badass.

by equifruit November 29, 2023

Billy Badass

When someone thinks there so fucking tough

But their penis is inverted
Fuckass retard, Billy Badass

“Alright Billy Badass

by Wuk September 20, 2025

powerhouses of badasstitude

In the original Final Fantasy, a party of all white mages that are powerful enough to defeat Chaos.

www.fforigins.com 'the white mage journal'

by Don the Red Mage July 14, 2003

mist of badass’

A group or a tick of badass’ who vape game is second to none. These highly superior individual’s vape is so strong, that girls panties just fall off.

Yo, have you seen my girls friend? The last time I seen her, she was standing next to that mist of badass’ bro.

by The Vapers of the Round Table November 16, 2017