baby sassing it

Saying sexually inappropriate things and totally not realizing it

You need to watch your mouth and stop baby sassing it!

by Sass and McNuggarrr November 30, 2010

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Baby Spew

(1) - A term used to describe an unusually small amount of ejaculate which secretes from the the man's erect penis during oral sex

Nathan: Yo I just derailed some next broad last night!
Lexi (next broad): Ya it all ended up on my face...
Kent: Was it a load of generous proportions
Nathan: Nawwww it was just a baby spew...but she loved it none the less.
Lexi (next broad): May I please have some more?
Kent: Shut the fuck up.

by BBWlovesflounder November 13, 2011

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baby-dona

A woman who donated her eggs to another woman in order to create a baby via the in-vitro-fertilization process. An egg donor. A play on words to differentiate the mother i.e. baby-mama and the father i.e. baby-daddy and the egg donor i.e. baby-dona.

I am not the baby-mama I wasn't pregnant with the baby; and her husband is the baby-daddy because he provided the sperm; I am the baby-dona because I donated the egg, which combined with the sperm to make the baby she gave birth to.

by RiseAndShine July 24, 2012

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Baby Cheeks

A person with babyish cheeks, meaning fat, plump, big, puffy cheeks.

"HEY! HEY YOU!"
"What?"
"You have BABY CHEEKS"
"Oh. Thank-You....WAIT!!! MY CHEEKS ARE NOT THAT BIG!!"

by LilL Bit February 8, 2009

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maggot baby

(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.

Earl: Hey, Ron! Have you seen Jennifer's baby?

Ron: Fuck that dirty slut and her maggot baby!

by Blenderhead1991 September 5, 2010

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