boof

1.) some type of bullshit or something that the general population of teenagers dislike
2.) strong ass gas (weed)

principal: "someone told me that you were the one who painted the mushroom mural on the handicapped bathroom stall, and the collage you made for your art class resembles what was painted."
me: :lmao fuck off no proof, no boof"

by aamandakocsiss January 5, 2020

Boof

A part of your butt where you can hide drugs

“Did you hide the drugs?”
“Yeah I hid them in the boof, I decided to boof it”

by llillg December 5, 2018

boof

This is how horny kids say "Fuck me"

"Boof me daddy x3"

by EatDatPussy6559 September 25, 2018

Boof

In south-west Florida, boof is a term used as a street name for meth, or M

“Ay bruh, you wanna piece of this boof? Shit got me booted.”

by Patapuun November 20, 2018

Boofing

SomuTana Mongeau said that Shane Dawson doesn’t understand

Tana: ew i get so emotional leaving shane & ryland & morgan i love them so much oof :’( my favorite humans

Also Tana: and I boof-

Shane: I just had to ask Siri what “boofing” was after Tana left my house.

by Tana’s dick June 17, 2019

BOOF-N-SPOOF!!

Simply when one consumes a HOT-RAIL up the shithole instead of the sniff hole. (HOT-RAIL BEING METHAMPHETAMEENS thru a hot glass tube)

Bro 1: Yo dood! You ever done a BOOF-N-SPOOF!!!!????

Bro 2: Naw man whats that?

Bro 1: Dood! Its a hot rail throuu the butt yo! GETS YOU SO GEEKED AND TWEEKED!

Bro 2: Man! Sounds METHED UP!(spoken with happy excited energetic laughter) I can't wait to try it!

by Kevin MF DANGER! March 29, 2022

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022