Cinder Block Shuffle

Often the the first date of two rednecks, when you knock on the door of the girl in the trailer next to yours but the only baby sitter she has is the TV so you take her out the the rusty car on cinder blocks in front of your trailer that you swear some day will be running again and rail her hard enough to knock the car off its cinder blocks.

Tina couldn't get a baby sitter so we went for the Cinder Block Shuffle instead.

by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010

Mouth Block

When one prevents another from being able to come to his/her house and eat his/her mother's food.

1.) Friend - "Sorry man, you can't come over, I have a ton of chores I need to get done"

You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"

2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.

by tycoon34 January 4, 2011

tremp-block

1. to stand in the middle of the road while hitchhiking which discourages drivers from stopping.
2. to ignore tremping (hitchhiking) etiquette and jump into a tremp if there is someone else who was waiting before you.

that guy just totally tremp-blocked you. you've been here for an hour and he just got here.

by dcan January 17, 2011

Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.

Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011

chatroulette blocked

A term refering to when you are on chatroulette and you finally find a girl willing to show you here tits, but her roomate is in the room and wont leave.

Yeager, Ricky, and Chandler got chatroulette blocked like a motherfucker last night.

by I blame team reade May 20, 2011

Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.

Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.

by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011

socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.

Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.

by phlapjack November 29, 2011