Beast Egg

Another word for animal poop.

I went into my backyard to clean up my dog's beast egg.

by chiads January 19, 2010

beastiality nervosa

A disease in which the human brain (and sexual organs) find beastiality sexually pleasing

John: I just got out of rehab
Tom: Congratulations, for what
John: beastiality nervosa
Tom: (Walks away awkwardly)

by memetron4000 December 17, 2010

Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

Beast

Scottish slang - someone is a beast if they are a sexual predator or have comited a sexual crime, usually against younger people.

Get tae fuck ya beast

by JTray December 22, 2017

Beast

Scottish slang for when a person is a few years older than their partner, used among teenagers. More commonly, the male participant being the elder.

“Oh my god, Emma’s boyfriend is 3 years older than her. She’s 14! He’s such a beast!”

by ditzoxoxo April 23, 2018

Beast

- A person who is putting in more work than someone else

- Any object that you could think of

Zach- Wow that Bryce kid is a beast, nobody puts more work in than him

Caden- Can you hand the beast?

by Ruchodong June 12, 2018

beast mode

being in a sexual mood or wanting to do sexual things

i woke up in beast mode

by freak now April 4, 2019