International thug/pimp awareness day

This holiday recognizes thugs and pimps just like you! It is celebrated on June 15th every year.

International thug/pimp awareness day is tomorrow!

by 00yuiop00 May 25, 2024

Clayton Keith Award

The “Clayton Keith Award” usually presented at Tabor Academy is given annually to the most gay hockey player of the season. Typically lots of ball juggling, meat gazing, and soapy showers with teammates are characteristics of past winners

The “Clayton Keith Award” is presented annually to the gayest hockey player for exemplary gayness both on and off the ice.

by Bearnt June 12, 2024

Goblin of the year award

An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.

"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2

by Gooblebob Wibber Moop the 4th February 19, 2024

Pulling an Aware

When you sell your partyhat in favour of dyes

Today I feel like Pulling an Aware

by IDPS tower bomber December 24, 2024

Female Bitch Awareness day

On the 11th of January, become aware of your female friends. While they may seem like friends, there's a chance they won't be a true friend, but a bitch.

Hey, dude, it's female bitch awareness day. You may want to watch out for that girl in your friend group.

by LunarEclipse28x January 10, 2025

world famous award winning juicy moist burgers

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!

Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!

by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

best friend head awareness month

a month celebrated world wide in march by giving your best friends head to show them how much they mean to you !

hey rachel let’s have a best friend head sesh for best friend head awareness month!

by user19377383 March 16, 2025