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Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"
by Little England April 2, 2017
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Australian cheese

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.
Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Australian reverse wet willie

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.
I gave my girlfriend a Australian reverse wet willie and she almost threw up!
by SpT3 May 20, 2021
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Australian suicide

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide
by EmpyreanHalo January 9, 2021
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Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)
Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!
by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024
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The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.
Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"
by Yunita537 March 11, 2020
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South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!
by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024
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