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boob and asses

hey i got boobs with lips and zitty titty's
by nick August 19, 2003
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Aim Assist

This is what kbam shitters complain about constantly even if it gets nerfed u will still have 0$ earnings u absolute shitter
"AiM aSsIsT iS oP " ( nope ur just dogshit )
by m1.milo on ig May 11, 2020
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Assmaid

The guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your ass if you asked.
"What took you so long in there Gary?", "Oh yeah.. sorry it was the Assmaid. He took a long time wiping my ass"
by Johnner July 31, 2007
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Assasindonky

(n.) Assasindonky is fermented fig. People of ancient Greece put the paste onto the vagina of virgins so that they could "fuck" with the soothing cream inside there feminine organs painlessly.

This of course this ritual is utter bullshit. It was some creepy old guy who wanted to rub a virgins pussy. Everybody knows the only way to free a virgin of pain is to fuck her harder.It is said that some native tribes still practice it today in the for of creams and lotions.

The word assassin comes from the word assasindonky as during the 800's people began testing this idea and started to secretly rub virgin vaginas. This soon led to the aids epidemic in Africa ass they all fed the fermented fig to African slaves.
I told that dumb bitch about assasindonky and she believed me. Well, i had a nice fucking.
by Cody Chu December 21, 2009
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Assistant Crack Whore

Assistant Crack Whores are often mistaken as a step below the typical Crack Whore. But in reality, they are not actual Crack Whores, or even below the Crack Whores. They just assist the Crack Whores and often times are the more cool and legite of the group and just are entertained by the bizarre mannerisms and lifestyle in general that goes along with Crack Whores.
Dad: Buddy pal girl , I'm promoting you to "Assistant Crack Whore". Daughter: W.T.F. ? I can't even be the actual Crack Whore I get to be Assistant Crack Who're?? Dad: Oh no no buddy pal girl. You're not anything like a Crack Whore, you just assist them:)
by Annaballs&Cj Uno December 16, 2015
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rectal assassin

worst halo clan of all time. no joke. so bad.
LOL YES WE'RE PLAYIN TEH RECTAL ASSASSINS I'VE NVR PLAYED THIS GAME B4 BUT I KNO THAT THEY SUCK SO I'LL WIN!!!
by DYLAN PLATEL September 24, 2008
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Anal Assassin

A gay man who will give it to another gay man in his anus. This term is usually used for the man in the relationship. The receiver, also known as a butt pirate, will receive the shooing in his anus. This man will shamely decline hot females due to his liking of male genitalia. He will also coin terms such as, "what's up... the sky!!"
Hot Girl: Hey Justin would you like to go on a date tonight?
Justin: Sorry, I will have to politely decline this offer.
Witness: Sorry hot girl but Justin is a proud Anal Assassin
by User2017 March 22, 2017
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