angry bullrider

when you're unknowningly hiding in the closet with another friend, and your homie is doing a chick preferrably from the back. Before he ejaculates, you run out of the closet with a camera recording them thus making your homie decide whether to stop and beat the shit out of you, or finish cumming, then proceed to work your mouth, thus becoming an angry bullrider. The 2nd person hiding in the closet then times how long the person with the camera lasted before getting punched in the face.

Ieszer: oh baby, i'm about to cum.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.

by porkizzle the thrizzle November 10, 2008

Angry Pirate

Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!

Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!

by Xtrminatr September 16, 2005

Angry Wallet Date

A date who, when taken to a restaurant, eats everything in sight and sacks you with a bill so huge you need a loan to pay it off

A really expensive date that empties your wallet and leaves it very angry

"So, how'd your date go?"

"Horrible! That chick was an Angry Wallet Date! I'm in debt now!"

by P.k. 7676 April 19, 2010

Angry Crackberry

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.

Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!

by Coraline Bulldog December 9, 2010

Angry Blondin

The act of vomiting through one's nostrils in a highly inconvenient location as a result of trying to delay puking by clamping a hand over the mouth.

Realizing he was not going to make it to the door he performed the angry blondin, clamping his hand over his mouth power spraying vomit through his nostrils across the kitchen.

by martinOTT March 31, 2011

Angry Gargoyle

The act of urinating in one's own mouth and then angrily spitting it at stunned bystanders. Often performed by people who are 'Schutzied'.

How's Brett's form?! He just did the angry gargoyle to Ray's friends from the city!

by john_witten December 28, 2011

angropath

A person that is saturated with anger and needs anger management. A person who is a an angropath is not allowed in the public as he/she gets angry in every single little thing.

"That person is an angropath!"

by autosong18 February 9, 2015