anal gape

The results of a wide penis being shoved in a girls asshole. To many, seeing a girl gape adds to the experence of anal sex. Usualy followed by either spitting in it, or blowing you load into it.

after i finished with that slut she had the biggest gapeing asshole. she loved anal, and i loved her anal gape

by diesel.. June 3, 2006

Lesbian Anal Dildo

A dildo used for female-to-female anal sex by lesbians.

Dude, I was watching this porno and these two chicks were fucking each other with a lesbian anal dildo!

by Wangface May 3, 2003

Anal

Just a good times with the bros. No homo.
Anal is when a dick or a strange object is but in the booty hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's get drunk and do some anal.

by BigDaddyDrake1727534785782345 February 19, 2018

anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.

My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

Anal Bisque

Similar to Ball Soup, but this pooling of sweat resides much closer to the aft of the gooch and the anus. Said bisque can provide extreme discomfort and the occasional skid mark.

I swear to little, tiny baby Jesus, this anal bisque I'm sitting is going to kill me.

by Shinigami71 December 10, 2009

Anal linesman

The snooty girl who will let you stick it in her ass but as soon as things start getting fun she blows the whistle and cuts the play short.

I was banging Michelle in her ass yesterday and she went all anal linesman on me before I was done!!! What a bitch!!

by Justin J Bombs July 8, 2011