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Alexander Salanyk

Alexander S. is the best thing on earth passing everything- even yourself! He is the most athletic, dirty-minded person you know but you love him.

Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
you: whos alexander salanyk?

anyone: the best person in the multiverse.

you: you like him?

everyone: we all do.
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 20, 2022
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alexander

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.

His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.

His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
do you know alexander?

of course i do.

well i have a crush on him!

everybody does! don’t you know that?

oh! but who does he like?

not u ur a pick me-
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 21, 2022
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Alexander

Dude can be a little weird…you’d expect him to be quiet and shy but once you get to know him, you realize that he’s a good listener. He might leave you from time to time, but he’ll come back with something new that happened to him, or he’ll be interested in what’s being going on with you. He might seem serious and bossy sometimes but in the end he’s a great friend. I’m glad he’s my friend 😊
Some person: Who’s that bossy dude? 🙄
Other person: Oh that’s Alexander, but dw he’s a good guy.
by Bpjifqcrpfeceixz November 23, 2022
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Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
by jjackparryy December 27, 2022
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Alexander

Yoo Alexander is sooo hot!
by PoopyTomato January 17, 2023
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Alexander Roland-Lewis

Alexander Roland-Lewis is a very hot man that gets everyone following him around for his autograph. He is even hotter than shrek and is the memes lord
Dang that dude must be Alexander Roland-Lewis
by Goat68 March 27, 2023
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Alexander

He prob got a big ol dick, and will steal yo girl.
Oscar:Has girl
Alexander:Has Oscars girl
by Oscarito April 6, 2023
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