Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.

Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird

by cellophane girl July 8, 2011

Alabama Eight Ball

Cramming ones body with copious amounts of energy drinks and candy bars in order to receive a short boost of energy, just to crash in the end.

In order for Remus to make it to the squirrel festival in time, he consumed an Alabama eight ball so he could drive straight through the night.

by Franks Red Hot April 14, 2014

alabama roadblock

Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.

I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!

by rad sugar July 3, 2014

Alabama Shitter

When during anal the woman shits.

Last night Debbie gave me a Alabama Shitter and it felt so good.

by bigger d August 19, 2014

Alabama Car wash

After a male has ejaculated into a female's vagina. The female gets on top of his chest and washes him in his own sperm. ;)

Meagan gave Shawn an Alabama car wash.

by Anezcooper April 19, 2015

alabama corn dip

When you have sex with a girl who has a severe yeast infection. Your dick will resemble a crusty white corn cob/dip.

Ryan had sex with Jessica and got Alabama corn dip.

by Bigscurr April 4, 2016

Alabama Cussclaw

Inserting three fingers from one hand into a woman's pussy and the thumb from the same hand into the anus. When doing this your hand should form a claw, hence the name.

Cussout (creator of the alabama cussclaw):"Get ready, I'm pullin' the Alabama Cussclaw on this pus."
TerrariaExpert22:"Holy Shit!"

by Cussbus April 11, 2016