abed

is the biggest farkh in all of history

"farkh" means a chicken or chicken shit

I saw a Abed walking down the street the other day so I called his name and he started running like a little bitch

by CHAMAK 101 November 24, 2021

Abes

A name commonly used in the Filipino Language, A person who is required and ready to do their Job.

Do you know Her? Her Last Name Is Abes
Oh So She's Smart!

by BlahBlahRoblox January 17, 2022

Soggy Abe

A tip hander to you after a customer comes out of the bathroom. Very moist bills that you don't necessarily want.

That weird guy just handed me a Soggy Abe..

by SuomiMike32 October 24, 2023

Abe Vigoda Syndrome

When the same lie is told so many times that no one believes it when it's actually true. See also: The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Abe Vigoda Syndrome refers to the actor of the same name, who became a giant running joke in the 1980's after he was falsely reported dead. TWICE. And that was just the beginning. He was falsely reported dead dozens of times in the years that followed. The Internet even made a website entirely dedicated to reporting if Vigoda was living or deceased. Numerous comedians poked fun at the death rumors. Vigoda himself even got in on it upon occasion. "I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

When Vigoda ACTUALLY died in January 2016 at the age of 94, several articles reporting his death actually had to leave disclaimers highlighted in bold that it was "not a hoax." They really couldn't risk people thinking it was a joke.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

abe lincolns

one hell of an author

Abe Lincolns once said, "When we die we go bye bye."

by retrostacks April 21, 2019

Ab

The muscle of your stomach that appears when you work out

+Hey ! Check out my abs !

-Wow I could tell you've been working out .

by Chnandler bong March 13, 2018

blind abe

When you ejaculate in your partners eyes and then push it in further.

I gave that bitch a Blind Abe and she can't find her way home now.

by 153tgrjw February 6, 2024