Asian'd

v, tr.
To suddenly and inexplicably utilize an aspect of Asian online or pop culture in some area of the Internet or Undernet. Emoticons and Japanese terms/slang are without reason inserted into an online conversation, sometimes ruining the mood of the conversation.

John: "So I was talking to Mary today and I kept on stuttering"
Jimmy: "Awwww, that is soooo KAWAII"
John: "...wtf?"
Jimmy: "^^"
John: "signed off at 8:50:32 PM"
Jimmy: "Asian'd!"

by Jay Krank July 29, 2004

Cock Asian

A white person who sucks up to Asians. Examples - praising them for their philosophical and technological advancements, praising the coolness of their cartoons (anime), constant blabbering of how smart they are and how they're better than us at everything, trying to talk with an Asian accent, restricting a diet to only Asian quisine, having an obsessive need to learn every martial art on the planet, or such things. If they could, they'd suck an Asian's cock just to be like one.

Dude 1: Have you seen that Jackie Chan movie?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.

by Mark1816 December 14, 2008

Asian

The smartest race on earth.

All the whiz kids in my class are all Asians.

by Mi Pianist December 25, 2010

Asian

What's with all the bullshit about us not being able to drive? Have you been to Asia and seen all the drivers? Damn right Americans, we drive a hell of a lot better than you.

Jim : Who's that driving at 120 and still being able to stay on the road?

Bill : That's an Asian.

by Fuck life. Fuck you. March 1, 2011

Asian

Badass!

Have you played that new video game? It's so Asian!

by SethPwns February 20, 2010

abibas

Fake copy of a thought through original idea, but has missed some underlying point(s) behind that idea. For instance, a furniture that looks exactly like an IKEA furniture, but has missed out on the structural integrity of the materials used in IKEA furniture. Similarly in any other field or system, because it hasn't been thought through properly, ie. incomplete thoughts. For instance; you have been awarded a scholarship in a different country to do some university studies. In order to cash out the scholarship and pay for your expenses, you need a local bank account. In order to get a local bank account you need to have a proof of local residency. In order to get a place to stay , you need a bank account and need to register at the university where your scholarship applies. In order to register your studies, you need to pay your tuition fees, which you cannot do as you cannot access your scholarship. The system is therefore abibas, as it has put you in a catch 22, resulting in you skipping the scholarship and studies (true story).

In short, abibas is used when an object, system, or idea, is missing an underlying function or isn't properly thought through and thus isn't working the way it was intended.

This furniture is so abibas. This application system is abibas.

by Emmkar May 10, 2018

pocket asian

An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.

Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh

by BishiBower September 10, 2009