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by VivP June 8, 2022
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Fakeup artist

Someone (usually very gay) who actually could be described as a legitimate makeup artist and doesn’t choose to Identify as one. In most cases they are the subject and will not be bothered to paint any face but their own. Your experience will not be personalized and you will not receive any advice from a fakeup artist. Their knowledge of beauty is self-benefiting - not carelessly provided during your very rushed consultation.

The term was first coined in or around 2009 by 2x Sephora university graduate and smashbox-certified Kyle Brylin while helping* as a color consultant for the LUXURY retailer. Every single product touched his psoriasis-prone face and he kept his favorites very near and dear to his heart and only his heart. Every single client received the exact same product recommendations or as he liked to call it, formula: the most expensive options and double-up on both. (Ex: Yes, you do need two foundations because we currently carry two that are over $60. And Yes, you do need two foundation brushes; one for skincare and another for complexion and other monetarily-

*Kyle Brylin typically refers to what is commonly called “working” as “helping” to bring awareness to the fact that his attendance is a choice made by him and not an employer.
“From one fakeup artist to another: I don’t give a fuck what you beat your face with and I’m certainly not going to waste my tips and tricks on you or your clientele. However, please continue and tell me again what you learned from Laura mercier that i will add to the secrets in my hair and never share with another soul for forever.”

“I’m really bad at faces.” - Kyle Brylin
by blackenedsicken June 11, 2022
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Cross-Artist

A person who is either or all: two-faced, a backstabber, or switches up on you. A disloyal person.
That’s why Jane is always in some drama, because she’s always been a Cross-Artist.

Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
by Flood Light June 28, 2022
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wayward artist

Noun:
An artist who goes against the grain of society. The do what they want, when and where they want. Follows their own rules in life and creation of art.
He loved life and living it his way- being a wayward artist was who he was.
by Wayward_Brushstrokes July 2, 2022
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Artist Eye Syndrom

The fact that an Artist's perception of art, including their perception of their own art, evolves overtime; thusly making their not so recent artwork look bad, even though when they were making it, they believed it looked good.

Artist Eye Syndrom effectively renders any piece of art an Artist makes a temporary source of enjoyment for themselves but a semi-permanent source of enjoyment for others.
Art Enjoyer: Oh wow! What an amazing piece of art. You made it two years ago, right?
Artist: Yeah, but I don't really like it anymore... I think it looks kinda bad now.
art Enjoyer: Oh... must be your Artist Eye Syndrom kicking in...
by AxelSeven February 19, 2022
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ABoogie Vs Artist

A Boogie is DTB

Artist is a lover boy / Simp
ABoogie Vs Artist

A boogie : aboogie would say “Fuck Love That Shit Don’t Belong here”

Artist : Artist Would say “I pushed all of your buttons still wasn’t working” (or some Simp shit)
by Nigaaaaaaaaa February 22, 2022
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