Aiden

An Aiden is a small person. Kind of like a Smurf, but less blue.

They person over there seems small, it must be an Aiden!

by NotAnAiden July 2, 2022

Aiden

literally the best ever dont fucking say otherwise or ill cut you into pieces you little fuckface

aiden is fucking godly

by a1d3n August 7, 2022

Aiden

if you dont like the name aiden ill give you a papercut and ill skin you alive ps. fuck u xoxo love mold opposum cheese

aiden is cool

by a1d3n August 7, 2022

Aiden

Definitely used to date some guy named "Ash" or something, attracts the WORST men in the universe. Fucking loves Eddie Munson for no reason, and has 7 different friend groups, to which they think they are the only one.

"Did you hear? Jack asked Aiden out"
"Really?? But Jack's so ugly"

by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022

Aiden

Aiden is an astounding gentleman that is very attractive, charming, loyal, and has an amazing trait of being the most Extraverted, and funniest man on the Freaking earth! literally, you could be doing anything and he will make something look, Ridiculous, funny, or make you smile, if you ever encounter an "Aiden" in your lifetime, give him a good ol' pat on the back for existing. Though this kind of Superhuman are very rare, consider it a blessing to be encountered by his beauty, His Intelligence and charm, and his ability to make any woman like him, you have been blessed with such an amazing, independent, sweet man he is! Good on ya Aiden.

And yes. This was written by an Aiden :)

Sad Guy: Man, life is not it right now, if only I needed a miracle

Guy: Look! Here comes Aiden, boy have we been blessed

Girl: Who is that guy, I bet he smells great and charming

(PLOT TWIST: Sad Guy become happy)

by Cunnyfunt_ August 19, 2022

Aiden

Sexy beast who has a fat ass and a huge bbc. hes tall, sexy. and makes me nuttttttt. He owns a monkey house full of jiggaboos and is very black. also loves his bf cohen <3

AIDENS DICK IS SO HUGEEEEEE

by ImgayforHasma August 25, 2022

Aiden

A name suitable for a most boring person. Aiden usually shows up in video games when you need to have a protagonist that is "relatable" but has no defining character traits.

Videogame

*Aiden's son dies*
Aiden: Oh, bummer.

by nurknurk September 9, 2022