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Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.
I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.
by JLamprey June 23, 2022
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jelly and aids

Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.
Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids
by carmageggon September 14, 2017
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Aids child

Thanks for stealing my kill fucking aids child
by Skidbubs_ July 10, 2016
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Trump Aid

This word originated from the term “Kool Aid” and is a tonic for curing covid 19.

It consists of bleach, dettol, Tabasco sauce, Mr Muscle drain unblocker, isopropyl alcohol, and a splash of calamine (to stop it burning).

The user mixes equal amounts of the main ingredients together, then bring to the boil. 5 litres of the boiling liquid now needs to be injected into the eye ball.
Oh you just need a shot of Trump Aid and you’ll be fine in less than 1 minute.
by Lord Lee April 30, 2020
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pimp-aid

used when your poor, koolaid made with extra water and sugar to make it go further
she was so poor she made her kids pimp-aid
by itsme2018 October 10, 2018
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Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
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Penis Aids

having aids on your penis
"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."
by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023
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