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ActiveX

Some convoluted proprietary solution Microsoft came up with because they thought web standards meant being compatible with Internet Explorer 6.

A case study on why platform-specific proprietary solutions are bad for the web: Korea.
ActiveX was the reason why the Korean web was stuck in the early 2000's for over a decade. Everyone there was using it for either adding multimedia and/or security encryption, and this resulted in the country being one of the last nations to still hold onto IE 6 during the second browser wars.

This made it impossible to do any online banking, shopping, social media (Cyworld was big back then), etc., so using Firefox or Chrome meant you're SOL if you live in Korea.
Some native English teacher in Korea - Hey Soyoung, why can't I use my Mac to log into Nonghyub Bank?
Soyoung - Oh, you have to use Internet Explorer 6 and enable ActiveX. Korea uses advanced software for their websites?
English Teacher - ActiveX? You mean that P.O.S. Microsoft abandoned years ago? Wtf...
by MB- July 5, 2021
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activated

Suddenly focusing all of one's mindfulness and energy towards a previously insignificant objective, even at great personal cost.
Manager: This note from IT says your login was banned because you haven't watched the phishing awareness video in six months, and you ignore their reminders.

Employee: Those reminders were phishing attempts, sir. I'm fuckin' unphishable because the video is living inside my eyes. Its agreeable calypso backtrack is now the beat of my furious heart. And I see now that you've been compromised by the adversary in their latest attempt to phish me.

Manager: You need to call Cloudcellerate helpdesk right n-

Employee: (stands up really fast) LOOK, THINK, DELETE! SIR! YOU ARE COMPROMISED!

Employee: (approaching manager) LOOK, THINK, DELETE!

Manager: Cool your crazy shit, son. Just needed to see if you've been activated.
by spider kidzs July 29, 2021
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activeolivia_o.o

This is a small tiktok with 67 followrs at this time she does art,crafts,dances,challanges and many more ♡︎
Activeolivia_o.o (whos real name is Olivia) is my favourite small tiktoker!
by uMbReE_ November 13, 2021
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Active Ark

A gay man who likes other men or any structure that resembles a man.
Look over there it’sActive Ark”
by Frvst January 25, 2022
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Urinarilly Active

When you have to pee so badly that the pee is starting to run down your legs.
Dude, I drank, like, 4 gallons of water an hour ago. If I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to become urinarilly active
by Pseudo Carlton July 10, 2010
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Paranoia Activia

The fear of your Activia or fiber one bar kicking in
Dude after lunch, I have the worst case of Paranoia Activia during ballet rehearsal.
by Balletfreak November 15, 2011
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tornadic activity

There are tornados in the area. An adjective that describes weather conditions capable or favorable of producing tornados.They use it on TV all the tv why isn't it already in here?!
There was tornadic activity in his boxers.
by Bailey Bae September 12, 2015
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