april 1

april 1 (aka april fools) is make fun of your tall friend

person 1: ugh i’m so short
person 2: pfft
person1: you are supposed to make me feel better
person2: it’s april 1!

by Brooke_Alley December 24, 2020

September 1

National grab ass day

September 1 is when you can grab anyone’s ass you want

by Realist human alive August 31, 2021

2 > 1

The theomatical equivalent that two persons are better than one, because they can enjoy the work that they do together: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. If two sleep together, they keep each other warm. If a strong person tries to hurt them, the two can defend themselves.

In the Book of Ecclesiastes, King Solomon wisely reminded us that “2 > 1”—there is strength, security, and success in numbers.

by Fasters April 18, 2023

Square 1

Meaning to start back over or to begin at the bottom.

She kept hanging with thots and lost her relationship, job, car and apartment. Now she's back at Square 1.

by Jaye_$upreme June 14, 2018

3+1

an awesome band that is currently in its beginnings. however, everyone knows success is only a bus ride away.

omg. 3+1 made me so horny when they sang yellow by coldplay

by camerontaylr January 25, 2019

May 1

National together day, it doesn’t matter how, on this day you need to be with the people you love (friends, best friends, bf/gf, etc.)

Person 1: hey everyone, it’s may 1!
Everyone:Let’s hang out!

by Whydoievenlife April 30, 2022

Peter 1

The hottest Peter Parker (Tom Holland) to ever play, he’s an very beautiful loyal boyfriend to Zendaya. Who stars as Mj

guy: hey did you see the new Spider-Man?

woman: yes Peter 1 was the best

guy: ikr he’s such a good actor

by pp1andpp2 January 22, 2022