Samuel

Young man who is old at heart and old at mind. He acts old

I told Samuel he is old. He said okay boomer. Perfect example

by Icedgdhdejkg May 20, 2022

Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.

Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.

by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021

Samuel

a fucking addict to Xbox games and minion rush. he loves to say the n-word

stop screaming nig@ and playing titanfall. you r doing a samuel

by Kermitlover3040 March 27, 2022

jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017

Samuel

A fella who repeats jokes 100 times.

"oi lachy shake and skull brother"
"ok Samuel"
"haha Shake and Skull x100"

by Shakenskull October 30, 2019

Samuel and Martin

Just 2 bros definitely not gay they are just frends and homies haha

Person1:Sam and Martin look so cute together as a couple

Person2:Samuel and Martin are just good frends
Person1:oh so they are not gay?
Person 2:no

by Joebidenhassexwith9yearolds November 21, 2021

ethan andrew lee samuels

a W👽

ethan andrew lee samuels is a Winner. he’s a fully fledged W.

by andbfkfbbf May 3, 2022