Twist-A-Pipe

The long tube looking pipe with a ball end that Hemet, CA kids (and tweakers world wide) light and twist to smoke their crack rocks.
Tom Cruise needs to lay off that twist-a-pipe fo sho!
by Tom&Lindsay December 27, 2008
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half-piped

while taking a shit, the turd curves up and collides with the nut sack!
Adam R was taking a shit and got half-piped!
by Zach Laflair March 20, 2008
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Steam Pipe

The homosexual act of one man farting into another man's ass.
Garrett, did you really just Steam Pipe Tim in the ass?
by Mike161 November 18, 2011
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Lead Pipe

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.
I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.
by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017
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white pipe

Street name for both the British-manufactured quaalude "Mandrax" as well as the particular Dagga pipe used to smoke it.
"I got some white pipe, let's go smoke it." - referring to the drug

"No can do, my white pipe's broken." - referring to the pipe itself
by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005
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lay pipe

I lay pipe with all the lonely bitches while their husbanz hard at work.
by Nickotine May 29, 2005
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Fart pipe

A musical instrument from the 14th century. Inserted in the mouth and anus, the colon acts as a resonnance chamber.
The satyr shafted on his Fart Pipe until he made the Browning Noise.
by Anonymous October 07, 2002
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