i left my dick in the kitten

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017

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Discord Uwu kitten kawaii cgvrp

To be a meowe for a greenville discord uwu kitten nsfw server. So kitty papi like he give u money and toe picture

'Hey babe, send me Discord uwu kitten kawaii cgvrp plz bb'

by The Definition Artist June 24, 2022

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Bust a kitten in your snatch-hole

When your fellow-mate is being (see douche/pussy) you may "bust a kitten" in there snatch hole

D if you cant stop being a douche Im going to bust a kitten in your snatch-hole

by Lmfkr September 30, 2019

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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

by 89diehl September 26, 2010

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dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

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Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten

A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."

by PowellRanger August 17, 2006

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