Jason Moura

Future nascar driver, he is the best racer alive. 'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

i love jason moura

by Waluigiboi May 10, 2019

Shaina+Jason

The perfect couple you will ever meet in your life. If you meet one, go up to them because they might just make you the 3rd.

You saw that Shaina+Jason couple right? Kinda cute tbh, especially the Shaina girl’s eyelashes.

by bunnyhead October 11, 2021

Jason Yohana

Poopoo face. Has a crush on a girl named Marsha. Is Frederick Sakr's dad.

Frederick Sakr: Jason Yohana likes Marsha
Jason: Ǹ͘ ͚̮͙͔̪͉̣̞͕̦̪̀͢Ǫ̴̹̖̱̲͖͓͕̖͓̭͎̺̙͓͝͞͠ͅƠ͔̪̼͔̰̣̠͍̯̝͇͓̲̖̦͘͝ͅO ͖̟͙̮̲͓̲O̝̫̹̞̙̟͡O̡͞͏̳̝̥͈̯͟

by Frederick Sakr October 30, 2019

jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro

Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot

by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017

Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017