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Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly
Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly
by biggie doodle October 1, 2018
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Ethan

Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money
Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world
by tiktokisdestroyinglives May 22, 2020
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Ethan

Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too
Hey, I’m so gay im Ethan
by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019
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Ethan

You have Ethan thighs
by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020
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Ethan

The most asshole of a person you could ever meet in your life and is extremely selfish and is attracted to girls that are shorter than his half inch dick
Who’s that asshole over there.
Oh that’s just Ethan.
by Suckamaballs123 July 13, 2019
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ethan

thinks he is a fulltime bulker and LAD but actually absolute fucking numpty and troglodyte.
''Ethan doesnt even lift.''
by ftm1 March 11, 2013
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Ethan

by UglyButthole September 5, 2015
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