Pearl Diving

jerking off in a pool or body of water
my mom caught me pearl diving in the pool and now shes taking me to a psychologist
by WhiteMorganFreeman November 28, 2018
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pearl diving

Ejaculating at the bottom of the pool then waiting for the “Pearls” to rise to the top before diving in to collect them.
I watched as Jimmy sank to the bottom of the pool and moments later I went pearl diving to collect my prize.
by gfunk44 November 08, 2021
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Pearl Diving

The event of chasing and collecting ejaculate in a body of water. Derived from a short story "Guts" by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, published in Playboy (2004).
"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'
by eyeRobot February 26, 2019
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Pearl Diving

When you shove the ice cream cone up your partner's anus or vagina and proceed to eat the ice cream.
"She had a kink for food so we decided to do pearl diving."
by popkxw May 05, 2024
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locker diving

The end of the school year ritual where teachers and poor kids comb through the trash thrown out by other students as they clean out their lockers in search of usable school supplies for the next school year such as pens, pencils, and unused paper.
"Did you see the haul Mrs. Wright got locker diving? She ended up with about 5,000 pages of notebook paper, twenty binders, fifty five pencils and thirty pens!"
"Yeah, she's set for next years Algebra 1 math class."
by Daniel H. B. May 28, 2023
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Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.
My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.
by The Roshh January 26, 2020
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russian dive

A skillful, sexual, act. Where the male must have courage and precision, and the other party, poise and trust
You take a running jump with an errect penis, aiming for a sexual orifice such as a pussy or anus
A mouth might not be such a good idea
I heard jimmy broke his cock, trying his luck at a Russian Dive again
by INVADERCHUCK April 30, 2016
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