A kleptomaniac bitch who looks like a hippo with big watermelons taped onto her front. She acts sweet, and then she'll attack. Usually by stealing your things or talking shit about you behind your back. Never trust a Maddie.
Girl1: "What's your name?"
Girl2: "Maddie!"
Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
Girl2: "Maddie!"
Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
by GrierIsMyGirlfriend February 22, 2024

by roblox69.00f May 9, 2018

The love of Landens life and is Landens life. Maddie is the person who owns landen.
Maddie is the person Landen loves with everything he has.
Maddie is the person Landen loves with everything he has.
by Gnarly skater March 4, 2023

Maddie is the most beautiful amazing sweet girl you will ever meet! She will never forget her manners in any household. She loves her friends and family and is always active. She is amazing and never betray her because her friends always have her back.
by Pinkbanana24 March 12, 2020

by analogysie March 19, 2021

Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.
Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021

The my eyes are up here effect.
Someone who will make any man do a double take, and any taken man not be allowed to go out anymore. Maddy is someone with an excellent personality, and also an EXCELLENT personality.
Someone who will make any man do a double take, and any taken man not be allowed to go out anymore. Maddy is someone with an excellent personality, and also an EXCELLENT personality.
by anonymous October 6, 2025
