Squid

A young gentleman who can't make it to bowling, even tho he'd lose anyways

John couldn't make it to the bowling alley on Tuesday. It didn't matter anyways because he's no competition. What a squid

by Suchasquid January 22, 2016

squid loli

an Inkling girl

do not lewd the squid loli

by the random. October 25, 2022

Squid feet

A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid

"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"

by Flash4dash June 4, 2018

squid head

when one reaches up their female friend's "twat", as they say in Toronto, and grabs hold of whatever is up there, rips it out and wears it like a hat. (this could also be used as a bald cap or a Halloween candy bag.)

"After i got bored with Chloe, I pulled a squid head on her"

by yes its that guy from school March 8, 2014

Squid

A stick like character with grey hair who when they dance shakes there there tentacles like noones business

Damn look at him .. He dances like a squid!

by Mootster July 28, 2016

Squiding

When 2 men scissor their butt holes

I did some squiding with your dad last night!

by PussySlayerXX69420 December 27, 2024

spicy squid

when you put hot sauce on your droopy penis then receive a blow job

michael will never get a spicy squid because no one loves him

by epicpants12345 March 7, 2017