field goal face

a huge gap in her teeth, enough possibly to kick a field goal.

shes got field goal face...you can kick a field goal through her teeth..nasty.

by johnny shocker January 26, 2006

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honeyglaze donut face

this is how your face appears after giving oral to a woman

after munching on my girlfriend i went and looked in the mirror and had a honeyglaze donut face

by antous on topolots March 28, 2008

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crater-faced cunt

Another euphemism for the Pork Orc. In other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for.

Zeke: I had to work through my lunch hour because Betsy thinks I came in an hour late.

Clem: Crater-faced cunt.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

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Rachel Ray Face

A disingenuous facial contortion that is supposed to convey an orgasmic YUMMO moment but does not vary from use to use.

"I can't believe you gave that Michael Bay movie a good review! It was terrible!"

"But I love Michael Bay movies."

"You're indiscriminate in your affections. Stop giving him Rachel Ray Face."

by StSean October 18, 2008

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A baby chocolate face can be achieved by first having anal intercourse with a pregnant woman followed by vaginal intercourse. The feces at the end of the penis touches the fetus' face, hence baby chocolate face.

That pregnant woman just received a baby chocolate face.

by jdrama11 July 19, 2009

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face diapered sleeves

Those wearing a mask believing in and in total compliance with the government of the day will save them with a UBI Universal Basic Income cheque living their days out as an empty, low vibration being with little or no cognizance or understanding of the world around them, an 'empty' sleeve of sorts.

Those believing in the latest flu epidemic virtue signal blind government support masked as 'face diapered sleeves'.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

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