dodgy cunt

Noddy is a dodgy cunt.
by Erik jefferson February 26, 2016
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Cattle Cunt

A person that is being a giant asshole or overall cunt.
1. Shawn is such a cattle cunt, did he have to react in that manner towards Yauna?
2. You are a cattle cunt.
by BG101 February 21, 2020
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Cattle cunts

A group of girls acting like followers. Girls with no originality.
Jen: let's take this party outside!
Jane and friends: not with mosquitos..." Girls of the flock wait for guidance sourly.
Jen: Fuck these cattle cunts, let them graze in the back!
by bunyfurr August 16, 2019
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auto-cunt

A nasty knee-jerk attitude, particularly displayed by a woman. On autopilot, but with a bitchy attitude.
She was late to lunch and stuck me with the check so I thought she was calling to apologize, but when I called her back she was on auto-cunt.
by little troll December 01, 2009
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cunt cowboy

When a person likes to lasso the tampon string with their finger before pulling it out
Girl: I can’t, I’m on my period...
Boy: Don’t worry, I’m a cunt cowboy
by Tootsie Tits February 25, 2018
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Cuntely Cunt Song

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.
An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'
by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022
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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 07, 2019
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