The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023

Goose-In-One

Killing a goose with a golf ball and then using the gooses power that you gained from killing it to hit a hole in one.

Evan got a Goose-In-One at the Golf Course
(True story)

by Ryceball August 20, 2025

number one raiden shogun main

NOT hit genshin streamer ChawnDo

“whos the number one raiden shogun main in the world?” “not chawndo”

by no1chawndoStan April 19, 2025

Not nice one Wez

when a geezer comes into your house, cracks open a cold one, but doesn't offer to make a cuppa before cycling back home

"Where's Wez gone?"

"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"

"Not nice one Wez"

by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017

one & only

a euphoric experience created with thoughts and emotions of OAO JAYY

one & only is the best EP of 2025

by truthfullychosen January 25, 2025

You the only one that my dick could get hard for

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates

People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for

by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025

One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.

Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.

by Realmack August 1, 2018