by eusouoperigo December 25, 2023
Get the banana bagmug. A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.
Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.
by Abendego July 29, 2014
Get the bag trollmug. by Jehuis Saint Jerome April 24, 2022
Get the Speed-baggingmug. by GetWrektLesley March 16, 2022
Get the Shawty Bagmug. by BlueXander May 25, 2023
Get the Primark Bagmug. (verb) - It's when a guy is going down on a girl and she queefs, or farts from her vagina, into his mouth and it results in his cheeks puffing out like inflated air bags.
Hey dude, I've never thought this would happen in a million years, but Kim just air bagged me last night
by footballrocksgvsu August 19, 2014
Get the air bagmug. by MLE11 August 7, 2021
Get the Gucci Bagmug.